How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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