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i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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