Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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