so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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