Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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