There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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