when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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