Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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