And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
