she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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