We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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