Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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