Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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