I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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