i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have aggressive nipples.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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