Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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