I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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