Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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