Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
