Buhtt sex?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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