will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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