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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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