Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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