Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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