is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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