My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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