I want to walk on stilts...naked
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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