i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
