You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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