no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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