His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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