If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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