so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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