But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
God, I missed his penis.
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