i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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