If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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