Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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