It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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