Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he shaved USA in his pubs
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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