Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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