yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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