When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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