Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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