But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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