y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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