how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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