My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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