yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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