S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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