I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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