I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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